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Harley Quinn & Poison Ivy
Actually, Batman and I don’t really talk all that much anymore, Clown, thanks to you.
Just doing my job, kid. You’re welcome.
clown-princeofcrime started following you
My, my, my! The other boy blunder, huh? I can’t keep track of you all. Is Bats running a nursery or something? *laughs*
By Matthew Fletcher
(Source: abstract-shaddi)
100 Monkeys - Keep Awake
So keep your left eye open and your right toe twitchin’
‘Cause I’m in the kitchen with a knife that’s itchin’
For your red blood
On those white sheetsThis will get stuck in your head and you will look like a crazy person singing it out loud :D
(Source: nerdsapiens)
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There always seems to be this big thing about whether the Joker likes himself the ladies or the gentlemen.
To which I offer this:
i always figured he doesn’t fancy any of the above…i know a lot of people in this world can’t fathom the idea of not being interested in “love” or “relationships”…but this is the Joker we’re talking about…it’s all about the laugh
Oh, I definitely agree that he doesn’t have any *romantic* feelings for anyone. I mean, he is a psychopath, after all. I’m speaking in mainly sexual/aesthetic terms, here.
Artemis is HIATUS
(Source: young-justicerp)
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Black Canary glared at him as she wiped at her mouth with the back of her sleeve. If she had to be honest, she was kind of peeved at the lack of effect she had on the Joker; her reputation as the “Blonde Bombshell” certainly rocketed her pride for the past couple of years.
“I wasn’t planning it, no,” Canary shrugged as the wind picked back up, “but I doubt I can stand by and watch you destroy this city while Batman is heaven-knows-where.”
Joker let slip a dark, ominous laugh, the corners of his lips turning up in an unnatural manner. “Destroy the city? Why, I have that planned for next Thursday - not today, Blackbird! My, my, my, you winged creatures are dead-set on my arrest, huh?” he playfully replied, throwing his arms in the air with another chuckle. It was almost as if nothing had happened, as if that spontaneous kiss had not occurred at all. Joker was seemingly unbothered and thought of it as an excuse to tease Canary further. “Anyway, as much as I love spending time with you, this busy jester has to fly the coop.” he announced, hesitantly walking a couple of paces backwards, a grin plastered on his pale face. “Unless...” he continued with a slight pause. “Unless you are going to offer those sweet lips of yours to me once more…and perhaps a little something more.” Joker mockingly added with another outburst of laughter.
(Source: nunkula)
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Anonymous asked : M!A: Everything you say (every line) for the next 48 hours has to rhyme. |
Oh, dear greyface, surely you can do better than that. Why, if you had half a brain cell then perhaps you could match the intelligence of the bat.
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The Joker
The Clown Prince of Crime himself.
Smile, friends and thieves.
Let's put on a performance that no one will dare to forget.
Smile, friends and thieves.
Let's put on a performance that no one will dare to forget.
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